Friday, October 30, 2009

The VINE Network

So I registered for the Vine program... pretty cool service, really. It notifies you of any changes in the custody of douche bags like Doug. So in December I'll get an automated message letting me know when he's been released... or if he dies, which would be FABULOUS. That would be an awesome message to receive:

'Hello, this is a message from the VINE program. The inmate you have been notified about has been shanked after being raped. He is now residing in Hell next to Hitler. To discontinue this notification, please enter your 4 digit pin number. Thank you and have a great day.'

Hee hee :)

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